{"id":3289059,"date":"2006-02-12T09:35:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-12T09:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/12\/Then-a-woman-said\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:52","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:52","slug":"Then-a-woman-said","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3289059","title":{"rendered":"Then a woman said"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3289059\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> Then a woman said,<br \/>\nSpeak to us of Old Age.<br \/>\nAnd he answered:<br \/>\nLong ago, Elmir the Curious sailed a small craft up the Euriptic River.<br \/>\nHe sought the Elixir of Youth.<br \/>\nIt was said that a bush grew somewhere along the river bank, the leaves of which, when cooked for many hours, produced a substance which could ward off the effects of age.<br \/>\nFor many years he combed the banks of the Euriptic.<\/p>\n<p>One afternoon he happened upon a Strange Bush.<br \/>\nHe picked as many of its leaves as he could carry and sailed back to Califen.<\/p>\n<p>Late that evening he had skimmed off two small vials of the thick and pungent substance.<br \/>\nAnd he called together the elders of the city, explaining that he was prepared to sell his Elixir of Youth.<\/p>\n<p>How do we know it will work, the elders asked.<\/p>\n<p>Elmir was incensed by these doubts. As they watched in silence, he gulped one entire vial full.<\/p>\n<p>Though Elmir lived for many years after, he never spoke to the elders again.<br \/>\nMany inquired of his experience, but his lips were sealed.<\/p>\n<p>Then he had not discovered the Elixir of Youth, the woman shrugged.<\/p>\n<p>True, the Master replied, but his wealth and fame spread throughout the land.<\/p>\n<p>For he had invented Elmir&#8217;s Glue.<\/p>\n<p>Kehlog Albran &#8211; <i>The Profit<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review Then a woman said, Speak to us of Old Age. And he answered: Long ago, Elmir the Curious sailed a small craft up the Euriptic River. He sought the Elixir of Youth. It was said that a bush &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3289059\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3289059"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3289059"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3289059\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3289059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3289059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3289059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}