{"id":3288823,"date":"2006-02-12T09:25:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-12T09:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/12\/WHAT-of-Facial-Hair-a-nubile\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:57","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:57","slug":"WHAT-of-Facial-Hair-a-nubile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3288823","title":{"rendered":"WHAT of Facial Hair, a nubile"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3288823\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> WHAT of Facial Hair, a nubile lad asked.<\/p>\n<p>The Master replied:<br \/>\nAs maturity encroaches upon adolescence, as the child becomes the man (or ugly woman) he (or she) begins to grow first the downy fuzz and, subsequently, the rich, wiry outcropping that has come to be called Beard.<br \/>\nIt is no small coincidence that a great scribe or teller of tales is called by the similar word Bard.<br \/>\nMany an otherwise canny person has fallen upon troubled times by confusing these words.<br \/>\nFor it is true that a Bard can have a Beard, but a Beard cannot have a Bard.<br \/>\nOne can shave a Beard, and, for that matter, one can shave a Bard.<br \/>\nBut having shaved a Beard, it no longer exists.<br \/>\nWhereas having shaved a Bard you continue to have a Bard.<br \/>\nA Beardless Bard. <\/p>\n<p>Kehlog Albran &#8211; <i>The Profit<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review WHAT of Facial Hair, a nubile lad asked. The Master replied: As maturity encroaches upon adolescence, as the child becomes the man (or ugly woman) he (or she) begins to grow first the downy fuzz and, subsequently, the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3288823\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3288823"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3288823"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3288823\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3288823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3288823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3288823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}