{"id":30215074,"date":"2009-02-14T08:20:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-14T08:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2009\/02\/14\/What-in-the-hell-is-the-best-lightbulb-joke-February\/"},"modified":"2009-02-23T14:45:26","modified_gmt":"2009-02-23T14:45:26","slug":"What-in-the-hell-is-the-best-lightbulb-joke-February","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=30215074","title":{"rendered":"What in the hell &#8230;  :: &#8230; is the best lightbulb joke? :: February ::&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon Review of : <a href='http:\/\/whatinthehell.blogsome.com\/2008\/02\/29\/is-the-best-lightbulb-joke\/'>http:\/\/whatinthehell.blogsome.com\/2008\/02\/29\/is-the-best-lightbulb-joke\/<\/a><a href='http:\/\/www.stumbleupon.com\/click_redir.php?t=49a285446fc06&#038;src=blog&#038;u=http%3A%2F%2Fwhatinthehell.blogsome.com%2F2008%2F02%2F29%2Fis-the-best-lightbulb-joke%2F'><img src='http:\/\/bunty.tv\/images\/smallstumble.png'><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Huzzah, It&#8217;s The Top 10 Trotskyist Pickup Lines!<br \/>\n=========================================================<\/p>\n<ul style=\"font-family: Verdana, Sans-Serif; width : 620px; margin : 10px auto; padding : 15px; color : #8ca; text-align : justify; background : #2a2a2a; border : 1px solid black;\">\n<p>10 &#8220;Hey sweet thang, wanna dictate my proletariat?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>9 &#8220;My revolutionary Party has a huge, militant membership &#8211; wanna lesson in Entryism?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>8 &#8220;Is your father a commisar of production and distribution? Because he surely expropriated some bourgeois diamonds for your eyes&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>7 &#8220;Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you need to be broken of your false consciousness by the vanguard since without us you&#8217;re only capable of trade union consciousness?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>6 &#8220;Hey baby, If I said you had a peasantry capable of being led by a tiny working class would you hold it against me?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>5 &#8220;Wanna see my bra? It&#8217;s a size (Provisional)CC&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>4 &#8220;Trotsky was all for women&#8217;s lib, you know&#8230; have you heard of Nadezhda Krupskaya?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>3 &#8220;Is that a deflected permanent revolution in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>2 &#8220;Like my hairstyle? I&#8217;ve done it up like a pimp&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>1 &#8220;Are you a girl? Please will you talk to me. I promise not to mention Trotsky&#8221;<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review of : http:\/\/whatinthehell.blogsome.com\/2008\/02\/29\/is-the-best-lightbulb-joke\/ Huzzah, It&#8217;s The Top 10 Trotskyist Pickup Lines! ========================================================= 10 &#8220;Hey sweet thang, wanna dictate my proletariat?&#8221; 9 &#8220;My revolutionary Party has a huge, militant membership &#8211; wanna lesson in Entryism?&#8221; 8 &#8220;Is your father &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=30215074\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[],"tags":[207],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30215074"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30215074"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30215074\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30215074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30215074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30215074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}