{"id":2670511,"date":"2005-11-28T22:30:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-28T22:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2005\/11\/28\/Windmasters-Hill-Scriptorium\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T00:02:11","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T00:02:11","slug":"Windmasters-Hill-Scriptorium","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=2670511","title":{"rendered":"Windmasters Hill Scriptorium"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/bunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/2670511\/'>Review<\/a> of :<br \/>\n\t<a href='http:\/\/www.ipass.net\/lindap\/whscript.html'>http:\/\/www.ipass.net\/lindap\/whscript.html<\/a><a href='http:\/\/www.stumbleupon.com\/url\/www.ipass.net\/lindap\/whscript.html'><img src='http:\/\/bunty.tv\/images\/smallstumble.png'><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a alt=\"More from ipass.net...\" title=\"More from ipass.net...\" href=\"http:\/\/ipass.net\/\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.ipass.net\/lindap\/Herring2.jpg\" vspace=\"10\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<ul>\nThe first riddle I ever heard, one familiar to almost every Jewish child, was propounded to me by my father: &#8220;What is it that hangs on the wall, is green, wet &#8212; and whistles?&#8221; I knit my brow and thought and thought, and in final perplexity gave up. &#8220;A herring,&#8221; said my father. &#8220;A herring,&#8221; I echoed. &#8220;A herring doesn&#8217;t hang on the wall!&#8221; &#8220;So hang it there.&#8221; &#8220;But a herring isn&#8217;t green!&#8221; I protested. &#8220;Paint it.&#8221; &#8220;But a herring isn&#8217;t wet.&#8221; &#8220;If it&#8217;s just been painted it&#8217;s still wet.&#8221; &#8220;But &#8211;&#8221; I sputtered, summoning all my outrage, &#8220;&#8211; a herring doesn&#8217;t whistle!!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Right,&#8221; smiled my father. &#8220;I just put that in to make it hard.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; Leo Rosten, &#8220;The Joys of Yiddish&#8221;<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review of : http:\/\/www.ipass.net\/lindap\/whscript.html The first riddle I ever heard, one familiar to almost every Jewish child, was propounded to me by my father: &#8220;What is it that hangs on the wall, is green, wet &#8212; and whistles?&#8221; I &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=2670511\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[10991],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2670511"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2670511"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2670511\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2670511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2670511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2670511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}