{"id":1983841,"date":"2005-09-05T11:37:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-05T11:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2005\/09\/05\/Philosophy-Songs\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T00:02:41","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T00:02:41","slug":"Philosophy-Songs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=1983841","title":{"rendered":"Philosophy Songs"},"content":{"rendered":"
Stumbleupon Review<\/a> of :
\n\thttp:\/\/www.manitowoc.uwc.edu\/staff\/awhite\/phisong.htm<\/a><\/a>\n<\/div>\n

From the page: “<\/p>\n

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Solipsism’s Painless<\/b> – mp3<\/a>
\n(Sung to “Suicide is Painless” (the M*A*S*H theme))<\/i><\/p>\n

Through the upturned glass I see
\na modified reality–
\nwhich proves pure reason “kant” critique
\nthat beer reveals das ding an sich–<\/p>\n

Oh solipsism’s painless,
\nit helps to calm the brain since
\nwe must defer our drinking to go teach.<\/p>\n

Oh virtue was the fleeting thing
\nSocrates was ever-seeking–
\nbut interspersed with questioning
\nwas his Symposium drinking–<\/p>\n

‘Cause solipsism’s painless,
\nstick the brain in the vat since
\nwe must defer our drinking to go teach.<\/p>\n

The history of philosophy
\nis full of sots and lechery–
\nat APAs I think you’ll see
\na conduct that’s exemplary!<\/p>\n

For solipsism’s painless,
\nflush Putnam down the drain since
\nwe must defer our drinking to go teach–
\nIt’s beer and not conclusions
\nwe must reach. . . .<\/p>\n

I Can Think Clearly Now<\/b> – mp3<\/a>
\n(Sung to “I Can See Clearly Now”)<\/i><\/p>\n

\nI can think clearly now, all doubt is gone–
\nI can see truth as plainly as hands display–
\nposteriori or the prior kind–
\nI’ve got a right, right, right, episteme!<\/p>\n

“Knows that P” sheerly now cannot be wrong–
\nall the bad Gettiers have disappeared–
\nturns out that Plato was right all along–
\nhe had a right, right, right, episteme!<\/p>\n

Postmodern minds are all the rage–
\nbut they can’t be consistent in meta-stage!<\/p>\n

Taking the cogito as my first clue–
\nonly Beelzebub stood in the way–
\ntook him right out with a quick ontic proof–
\nnow I got a right, right, right, episteme!<\/p>\n

\nMake a Talk on the Ryle Side<\/b> – mp3<\/a>
\n(Sung to Lou Reed’s “Take a Walk on the Wild Side”)<\/i><\/p>\n

\nIn the Windy City for a day,
\ntakin’ in the Central APA,
\na paper here and a paper there–
\nCartesian stuff nearly everywhere–
\nI cried “Hey Dan, make a talk on the Ryle side”–
\nI said “Hey Pat, make a talk on the Ryle side”–<\/p>\n

Kim can speak of causes that belie.
\n(Davidson’s are lawless by the by.)
\nType or token the mind is there,
\nyet Nagel’s right ’cause it seems nowhere–
\nSo “Hey Dan, make a talk on the Ryle side”–
\nAnd “Hey Pat, make a talk on th Ryle side”–
\nAnd the Canton Searles go “Do, de-do, do, de-do-de-do, do. . .”<\/p>\n

When it hurts it seems that I can ache,
\nStarring in a role with no mistake.
\nBut Dennett said that I’m written out
\nwith just a lip (and no me) to pout–
\nSo “Please Dan, make a talk on the Ryle side”–
\nAnd “Oh Pat, make a talk on the Ryle side”–
\nAnd the Canton Searles go “Do, de-do, do, de-do-de-do, do. . .””<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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