{"id":1774303,"date":"2005-08-08T00:55:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-08T00:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2005\/08\/08\/A-math-student-and-a-computer\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:38:01","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:38:01","slug":"A-math-student-and-a-computer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=1774303","title":{"rendered":"A math student and a computer"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/1774303\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> A math student and a computer science student are jogging together in a park when they hear a voice: &#8220;Please, help me!&#8221;<br \/>\nThey stop and look. The voice belongs to a frog sitting in the grass.<br \/>\n&#8220;Please, help me!&#8221; the frog repeats. &#8220;I&#8217;m not really a frog: I&#8217;m an enchanted, beautiful princess. Kiss me, and the spell will be broken &#8211; and I will be yours forever&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\nThe CS student picks up the frog and examines it carefully from all sides &#8211; making not even an attempt to kiss it.<br \/>\n&#8220;You don&#8217;t have to marry me&#8221;, the frog continues frantically, &#8220;if you&#8217;re afraid of the commitment. I&#8217;ll do whatever you wish me to do if you just kiss me&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\nThe frog&#8217;s voice is silenced, when the CS student puts the animal into the right pocket of his pants.<br \/>\n&#8220;But why don&#8217;t you kiss her?!&#8221; the math student asks.<br \/>\n&#8220;You know&#8221;, the CS student replies, &#8220;I simply don&#8217;t have time for a girlfriend &#8211; but a frog that talks makes a really cool pet&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review A math student and a computer science student are jogging together in a park when they hear a voice: &#8220;Please, help me!&#8221; They stop and look. The voice belongs to a frog sitting in the grass. &#8220;Please, help &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=1774303\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1774303"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1774303"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1774303\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1774303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1774303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1774303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}