{"id":1773668,"date":"2005-08-07T21:20:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-07T21:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2005\/08\/07\/Five-surgeons-are-discussing\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:38:06","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:38:06","slug":"Five-surgeons-are-discussing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=1773668","title":{"rendered":"Five surgeons are discussing"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/1773668\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to<\/p>\n<p>operate on.<\/p>\n<p>The first surgeon says, &#8220;I like to see accountants on my<\/p>\n<p>operating table because when you open them up, everything<\/p>\n<p>inside is numbered.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The second responds, &#8220;Yeah, but you should try electricians!<\/p>\n<p>Everything inside them is color coded.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The third surgeon says, &#8220;No, I really think librarians are<\/p>\n<p>the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The fourth surgeon chimes in, &#8220;You know, I like construction<\/p>\n<p>workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few<\/p>\n<p>parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer<\/p>\n<p>than you said it would.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate<\/p>\n<p>on. There&#8217;s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no<\/p>\n<p>spine, and the head and the rear end are interchangeable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, &#8220;I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.&#8221; The second responds, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=1773668\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773668"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1773668"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773668\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1773668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1773668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1773668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}