{"id":1773623,"date":"2005-08-07T21:06:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-07T21:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2005\/08\/07\/A-woman-brought-a-very\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:38:06","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:38:06","slug":"A-woman-brought-a-very","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=1773623","title":{"rendered":"> A woman brought a very"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/1773623\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul>\n> A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgery. As she lay <br \/>\n> her<br \/>\n> pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to <br \/>\n> the<br \/>\n> bird&#8217;s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and <br \/>\n> said,<br \/>\n> &#8220;I&#8217;m so sorry, Cuddles has passed away.&#8221;<br \/>\n><br \/>\n><br \/>\n> The distressed owner wailed, &#8220;Are you sure?<br \/>\n><br \/>\n><br \/>\n> &#8220;Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead,&#8221; he replied.<br \/>\n><br \/>\n><br \/>\n> &#8220;How can you be so sure,&#8221; she protested. &#8220;I mean, you haven&#8217;t done any<br \/>\n> testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something.&#8221;<br \/>\n><br \/>\n> The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned <br \/>\n> a few<br \/>\n> moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck&#8217;s owner <br \/>\n> looked on<br \/>\n> in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the<br \/>\n> examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then <br \/>\n> looked at<br \/>\n> the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog and <br \/>\n> took it<br \/>\n> out, and returned a few moments later with a beautiful cat. The cat <br \/>\n> jumped<br \/>\n> up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird. The cat sat <br \/>\n> back on<br \/>\n> its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the <br \/>\n> room.<br \/>\n><br \/>\n><br \/>\n> The vet looked at the woman and said, &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, but as I said, this <br \/>\n> is<br \/>\n> most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.&#8221;<br \/>\n><br \/>\n><br \/>\n> Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and <br \/>\n> produced a<br \/>\n> bill which he handed to the woman. The duck&#8217;s owner, still in shock, <br \/>\n> took<br \/>\n> the bill. &#8220;$150!&#8221;, she cried, &#8220;$150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!!&#8221;<br \/>\n><br \/>\n><br \/>\n> The vet shrugged. &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry. If you&#8217;d taken my word for it, the bill <br \/>\n> would<br \/>\n> have been only $20, but what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan &#8230;.&#8221;<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review > A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgery. As she lay > her > pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to > the > bird&#8217;s chest. After a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=1773623\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773623"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1773623"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773623\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1773623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1773623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1773623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}