{"id":1773574,"date":"2005-08-07T20:50:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-07T20:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2005\/08\/07\/George-Bush-met-the-Queen\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:38:07","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:38:07","slug":"George-Bush-met-the-Queen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=1773574","title":{"rendered":"George Bush met the Queen"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/1773574\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> George Bush met the Queen today, and he turns round and says: &#8220;As I&#8217;m the President, I&#8217;m thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I&#8217;m thinking that it should be a Kingdom&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Queen replies &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge &#8211; and you&#8217;re not a King.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>George Bush thought a while and then said: &#8220;How about a Principality then?&#8221;,<\/p>\n<p>To which the Queen replied &#8220;Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince -and you&#8217;re not a Prince, Mr Bush&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Bush thought long and hard and came up with &#8220;How about an Empire then?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies &#8220;Sorry again, Mr Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge &#8211; and you are not an Emperor.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: &#8220;I think you&#8217;re doing quite nicely as a Country&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review George Bush met the Queen today, and he turns round and says: &#8220;As I&#8217;m the President, I&#8217;m thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I&#8217;m thinking that it should be a Kingdom&#8221; The Queen replies &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=1773574\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773574"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1773574"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773574\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1773574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1773574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1773574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}