{"id":1773571,"date":"2005-08-07T20:49:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-07T20:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2005\/08\/07\/Pierre-a-brave-French\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:38:07","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:38:07","slug":"Pierre-a-brave-French","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=1773571","title":{"rendered":"Pierre, a brave French"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a
\npleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It’s a beautiful day and love is
\nin the air.<\/p>\n

Marie leans over to Pierre and says, “Pierre, kiss me!” Pierre grabs a
\nbottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie’s lips. “What are you doing,
\nPierre?” says the startled Marie. “I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I
\nhave red meat, I have red wine!” She smiles and they start kissing.<\/p>\n

Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, “Pierre, kiss me lower.”
\nOur hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and ours it on
\nher breasts. “Pierre! What are you doing now?” asks the
\nbewildered Marie.<\/p>\n

“I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!”<\/p>\n

She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things really
\nsteam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, “Pierre, kiss me much
\nlower!”<\/p>\n

Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her
\nlap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire.<\/p>\n

Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine. Standing waist deep, Marie
\nthrows her arms into the air and screams furiously, “PIERRE, WHAT IN THE
\nF#@K DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?”<\/p>\n

Our ‘hero’ stands and says defiantly, “I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If I
\ngo down, I go down in flames<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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