{"id":1773557,"date":"2005-08-07T20:46:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-07T20:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2005\/08\/07\/Two-families-move-from\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:38:08","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:38:08","slug":"Two-families-move-from","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=1773557","title":{"rendered":"Two families move from"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/1773557\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> Two families move from Pakistan to America. <br \/>\nWhen they arrive the two fathers make a bet <br \/>\n&#8211; in a year&#8217;s time whichever family has <br \/>\nbecome more American will win.<\/p>\n<p>A year later they meet again:<br \/>\nThe first man says, &#8220;My son is playing baseball,<br \/>\nI had McDonalds for breakfast and I&#8217;m on my<br \/>\nway to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The second man replies, &#8220;Fsck you, towelhead.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review Two families move from Pakistan to America. When they arrive the two fathers make a bet &#8211; in a year&#8217;s time whichever family has become more American will win. A year later they meet again: The first man &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=1773557\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773557"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1773557"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773557\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1773557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1773557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1773557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}