{"id":1773538,"date":"2005-08-07T20:42:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-07T20:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2005\/08\/07\/A-single-guy-decides-life\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:38:08","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:38:08","slug":"A-single-guy-decides-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=1773538","title":{"rendered":"A single guy decides life"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/1773538\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box touse for his house.<\/p>\n<p>He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him. So he asked the centipede in the box, &#8220;Would you like to go to church with me today, we will have a good time.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, &#8220;How about going to church with me and receive blessings.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede&#8217;s house and shouting, &#8220;Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about The Lord!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A little voice came out of the box &#8230; &#8220;I heard you the first time! I&#8217;m putting on my shoes.&#8221;\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=1773538\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773538"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1773538"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773538\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1773538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1773538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1773538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}