{"id":1773517,"date":"2005-08-07T20:38:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-07T20:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2005\/08\/07\/QUESTION-How-many-internet\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:38:09","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:38:09","slug":"QUESTION-How-many-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=1773517","title":{"rendered":"QUESTION: How many internet"},"content":{"rendered":"
Stumbleupon Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n

QUESTION: How many internet newsgroup subscribers does it take to
\nchange a light bulb?<\/p>\n

ANSWER: 1,331<\/p>\n

1 to change the light bulb and to post on the newsgroup that the light
\nbulb has been changed.<\/p>\n

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
\nlight bulb could have been changed differently.<\/p>\n

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. <\/p>\n

27 to point out spelling\/grammar errors in posts about changing light
\nbulbs.<\/p>\n

53 to flame the spell checkers.<\/p>\n

156 to write to the newsgroup administrator complaining about the
\nlight bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this group.<\/p>\n

41 to correct spelling in the spelling\/grammar flames.<\/p>\n

109 to post that this newsgroup is not about light bulbs and to please
\ntake this discussion to alt.lite.bulb<\/p>\n

203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and
\nalt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.<\/p>\n

111 to defend the posting to this newsgroup saying that we all use
\nlight bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this newsgroup.<\/p>\n

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
\nto buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
\nthis technique, and what brands are faulty. <\/p>\n

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.<\/p>\n

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post
\ncorrected URLs.<\/p>\n

3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to
\nthis newsgroup which makes light bulbs relevant to this newsgroup.<\/p>\n

33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all
\nheaders and footers, and then add “Me Too.”<\/p>\n

12 to post to the group that they are unsubscribing because they
\ncannot handle the light bulb controversy.<\/p>\n

19 to quote the “Me Too’s” to say, “Me Three.”<\/p>\n

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.<\/p>\n

1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.<\/p>\n

47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for,
\nleave it here.<\/p>\n

143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Stumbleupon Review QUESTION: How many internet newsgroup subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? ANSWER: 1,331 1 to change the light bulb and to post on the newsgroup that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773517"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1773517"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773517\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1773517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1773517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1773517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}