{"id":1773479,"date":"2005-08-07T20:29:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-07T20:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2005\/08\/07\/The-CIA-had-an-opening-for-an\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:38:10","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:38:10","slug":"The-CIA-had-an-opening-for-an","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=1773479","title":{"rendered":"The CIA had an opening for an"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/1773479\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul>The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background <br \/>\n>>checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists&#8230; <br \/>\n>>two men and a woman. <br \/>\n>> <br \/>\n>>For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large <br \/>\n>>metal door and handed him a gun. <br \/>\n>> <br \/>\n>>&#8221;We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the <br \/>\n>>circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a <br \/>\n>>chair. Kill Her!!!&#8221; <br \/>\n>> <br \/>\n>>The man said, &#8220;You can&#8217;t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.&#8221; <br \/>\n>> <br \/>\n>>The agent said, &#8220;Then you&#8217;re not the right man for this job.&#8221; <br \/>\n>> <br \/>\n>>The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and <br \/>\n>>went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the <br \/>\n>>man came out with tears in his eyes. &#8220;I tried, but I can&#8217;t kill my wife.&#8221; <br \/>\n>> <br \/>\n>>The agent said, &#8220;You don&#8217;t have what it takes. Take your wife and go <br \/>\nhome.&#8221; <br \/>\n>> <br \/>\n>>Finally, it was the woman&#8217;s turn. She was given the same instructions, <br \/>\n>>to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. <br \/>\n>>Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, <br \/>\n>>crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. <br \/>\n>>The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. <br \/>\n>> <br \/>\n>>She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said,&#8221;This gun is loaded with <br \/>\n>>blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.&#8221; <br \/>\n>> <br \/>\n>>Moral: Women are evil. Don&#8217;t mess with them.<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background >>checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists&#8230; >>two men and a woman. >> >>For the final test, the CIA agents took one &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=1773479\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773479"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1773479"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773479\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1773479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1773479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1773479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}