{"id":1773455,"date":"2005-08-07T20:25:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-07T20:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2005\/08\/07\/Things-to-do-in-a-lift\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:38:11","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:38:11","slug":"Things-to-do-in-a-lift","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=1773455","title":{"rendered":"Things to do in a lift"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Things to do in a lift:<\/p>\n

1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.<\/p>\n

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.<\/p>\n

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. <\/p>\n

4) Call the psychic hotline from your mobile and ask if they know what floor you are on.<\/p>\n

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say “Hi Greg how’s your day been?”<\/p>\n

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream “That’s mine!”<\/p>\n

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.<\/p>\n

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask them if they have an appointment.<\/p>\n

9) Lay down a twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.<\/p>\n

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.<\/p>\n

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.<\/p>\n

12) Ask, “Did you feel that?”<\/p>\n

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.<\/p>\n

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, “Its okay. Don’t panic, they open again!”<\/p>\n

15) Swat at flies that don’t exist<\/p>\n

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.<\/p>\n

17) Call out “Group Hug!” and then enforce it.<\/p>\n

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”<\/p>\n

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”<\/p>\n

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.<\/p>\n

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “your one of THEM!” and back away slowly.<\/p>\n

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.<\/p>\n

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.<\/p>\n

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.<\/p>\n

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, “I have new socks on!”<\/p>\n

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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