{"id":1773440,"date":"2005-08-07T20:23:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-07T20:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2005\/08\/07\/An-Australian-an-Irishman\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:38:11","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:38:11","slug":"An-Australian-an-Irishman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=1773440","title":{"rendered":"An Australian, an Irishman"},"content":{"rendered":"
Stumbleupon Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n

An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser were sitting in a bar.<\/p>\n

\nThere was only one other person in the bar. The three men kept looking
\nat this other man, for he seemed terribly familiar. They stared and
\nstared, wondering where they had seen him before when suddenly the
\nIrishman cried out: “My God! I know who that man is – its Jesus”!<\/p>\n

The others looked again, and sure enough it was Jesus himself sitting
\nalone at a table.<\/p>\n

The Irishman calls out across the lounge: “Hey! Hey you! Are you
\nJesus”? Jesus looks over at him, smiles a small smile and nods his head
\n“yes I am Jesus” he says. Well, the Irishman calls the bartender over
\nand says to him: “I’d like you to give Jesus over a pint of Guinness
\nfrom me.” The bartended pours Jesus a Guinness, Jesus looks over, raises
\nhis glass
\nin thanks and drinks.<\/p>\n

Then the Australian calls out: “Oi You! D’ya reckon you’re Jesus or
\nwhat?” Jesus nods his head and says “Yes I am Jesus”. The Australian is
\nmighty impressed and has the bartender send over a pot of Fosters for
\nJesus which Jesus accepts with pleasure.<\/p>\n

The Scouser then calls out “Oi whack, would you be Jesus?” Jesus smiles
\nand says “Yes I am Jesus”. The Scouser beckons the bartender and tells
\nhim to send over a pint of bitter for Jesus, which the bartender duly
\ndoes. As before, Jesus accepts the drink and smiles over at the table.<\/p>\n

\nFinally, after finishing the drinks, Jesus leaves his seat and
\napproaches our three friends. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman
\nand shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the
\nIrishman gives a cry of amazement. “Oh God! The arthritis is gone! The
\narthritis I’ve had for 40 years is gone! It’s a miracle!!!!”<\/p>\n

Jesus then shakes the Australian’s hand, thanking him for the lager.
\nUpon letting go, the Australian’s eyes widen in shock. “by jingo mate,
\nthe
\nmigraine! The migraine I’ve had for 10 years is completely gone – it’s
\na miracle !!!!”<\/p>\n

Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says: “Back off mate! I’m on
\ndisability!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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