{"id":1773418,"date":"2005-08-07T20:18:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-07T20:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2005\/08\/07\/After-having-their-11th-child\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:38:11","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:38:11","slug":"After-having-their-11th-child","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=1773418","title":{"rendered":"After having their 11th child"},"content":{"rendered":"
Stumbleupon Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n

After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as
\nthey could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and
\ntold him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children. <\/p>\n

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix
\nthe problem but it was expensive. <\/p>\n

A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it
\nin an empty beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. <\/p>\n

The Scouser said to the doctor, “I may not be the smartest guy in the
\nworld,
\nbut I don’t see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is
\ngoing
\nto help me.” <\/p>\n

“Trust me, it will do the job”, said the doctor. <\/p>\n

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the
\ncan up to his ear and began to count: “1, 2, 3, 4, 5,” at which point he
\npaused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting
\non his other hand.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Stumbleupon Review After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773418"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1773418"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773418\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1773418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1773418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1773418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}