{"id":1773351,"date":"2005-08-07T20:01:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-07T20:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2005\/08\/07\/FROM-GRIMHELM-WORMTONGUE\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:38:12","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:38:12","slug":"FROM-GRIMHELM-WORMTONGUE","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=1773351","title":{"rendered":"FROM: GRIMHELM WORMTONGUE"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/1773351\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> FROM: GRIMHELM WORMTONGUE<br \/>\nDUNLAND<\/p>\n<p>Dear sir and\/or madame,<\/p>\n<p>Salutations, I am GRIMHELM WORMTONGUE, The son of late Counsellor<br \/>\nGrima Wormtongue of the Kingdom of Rohan.<\/p>\n<p>My father was Chief Counsellor [equivalent to Prime Minister] to<br \/>\nlate lamented king Theoden of Rohan. In his position my father<br \/>\naltogether legally and correctly acquired significant assets<br \/>\nthroughout Rohan in order to protect the Kingdom from enemy<br \/>\nforces within and without.<\/p>\n<p>In the course of lamentable events succeeding, my father was<br \/>\nillegally deprived of office and expelled from the Kingdom. <br \/>\nBefore this he had with foresight already entirely legally<br \/>\ndeposited the sum of M.500,000,000,000 in gold with the Bank of<br \/>\nGondor (Minas Tirith).<\/p>\n<p>While in exile in the north he was assaulted and murdered by a<br \/>\nband of northern pigmies. His family was obliged to seek refuge<br \/>\nin northern Dunland among some of our sympathisers.<\/p>\n<p>My father left to me all documents necessary to retrieve the sum<br \/>\nof gold aforesaid from the Bank of Gondor (Minas Tirith).<br \/>\nHowever, in the current political circumstances my solicitor<br \/>\nbelieves it unwise for me to attempt to make the trip from<br \/>\nDunland to Minas Tirith, and has recommended that I seek a<br \/>\ntrustworthy foreign business partner into whose account this<br \/>\nmoney could be tranferred. This appears to<br \/>\nbe the best option as we are unable to open an account in<br \/>\nDunland.<\/p>\n<p>Therefore we are seeking your trustworthy assistance and<br \/>\ncooperation.<\/p>\n<p>You will provide information about your account that will enable<br \/>\na deposit to be made in your name. I will contact the Bank of<br \/>\nGondor (Minas Tirith) and inform them that the money is to be<br \/>\nplaced into your account. Upon completion of the transaction<br \/>\nyour share of the proceeds will be 15% net following deduction of<br \/>\nall transfer fees, that is M. 75,000,000,000. If the transaction<br \/>\ngoes well we also look forward to maintaining you as a profitable<br \/>\nbusiness partner for future ventures.<\/p>\n<p>It goes without saying that I can expect your complete confidence<br \/>\nand secrecy in keeping this matter under wraps prefatory to<br \/>\ncompletion.<\/p>\n<p>Please reach me at my email address: mbrandybuck@buckland.net<\/p>\n<p>Thank you and ERU bless.<\/p>\n<p>MR. GRIMHELM WORMTONGUE.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review FROM: GRIMHELM WORMTONGUE DUNLAND Dear sir and\/or madame, Salutations, I am GRIMHELM WORMTONGUE, The son of late Counsellor Grima Wormtongue of the Kingdom of Rohan. My father was Chief Counsellor [equivalent to Prime Minister] to late lamented king &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=1773351\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773351"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1773351"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773351\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1773351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1773351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1773351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}