{"id":1773340,"date":"2005-08-07T19:56:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-07T19:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2005\/08\/07\/Jesus-comes-back-to-Earth-and\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:38:12","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:38:12","slug":"Jesus-comes-back-to-Earth-and","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=1773340","title":{"rendered":"Jesus comes back to Earth and"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Jesus comes back to Earth and realises he needs cash. Goes to Job Centre to apply for a job.
\n“What experience do you have?”
\n“I was pretty good at sermons and stuff.”
\n“Ever considered after dinner speaking?”
\n“Erm, no. What sort of money are we talking about?”
\n“I’ve got two vacancies – one in Jerusalem which pays \u00a35000, and one in Milton Keynes for \u00a32.50.”
\n“I’ll take the Milton Keynes one.”
\n“Why?”
\n“Because last time I worked Jerusalem, I got nailed with tax.”\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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