{"id":1629495,"date":"2005-07-18T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-18T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2005\/07\/18\/innocentenglish-com\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T00:05:38","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T00:05:38","slug":"innocentenglish-com","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=1629495","title":{"rendered":"innocentenglish.com"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/bunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/1629495\/'>Review<\/a> of :<br \/>\n\t<a href='http:\/\/www.innocentenglish.com\/'>http:\/\/www.innocentenglish.com\/<\/a><a href='http:\/\/www.stumbleupon.com\/url\/www.innocentenglish.com\/'><img src='http:\/\/bunty.tv\/images\/smallstumble.png'><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p>laugh till cry!!!!!!<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<b>Health<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\nA cold is caused by<br \/>\nmicro-orgasms in your nose.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>Last night, when I ate dinner,<br \/>\nI started joking.<br \/>\nMy friend hit my back very hard<br \/>\nuntil I stopped.<br \/>\nI was so lucky he was there!<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>I had a little ass dent this morning<br \/>\nbut I&#8217;m okay now.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>It is dangerous to smoke while<br \/>\nyou are becoming pregnant.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>I want my face to have<br \/>\nthe buttocks treatment.<br \/>\nThe what?<br \/>\nThe buttocks treatment. It makes your<br \/>\nwrinkles go away. It&#8217;s very famous<br \/>\nin Hollywood.<br \/>\nOh. It&#8217;s pronounced &#8220;bo tox&#8221;.<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s it. The buttocks treatment.<br \/>\nMaybe you need it too a little.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p><b>Romance:<br \/>\nThe Beginning<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I fell in love with her the first time I sawed her.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>He had such a worm heart.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>My boyfriend is really a eunuch person.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if he will propose,<br \/>\nbut I am expecting.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * * <\/p>\n<p><b>Romance:<br \/>\nThe End<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I can usually know when he is lying<br \/>\nBecause he starts to breed a little faster.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>I think she wants to spit up with me.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>We were lovers,<br \/>\nbut now she is my biggest enema!<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>We have hated each other for so long.<br \/>\nI want to borrow the hatchet.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>My relationship with my<br \/>\nax girlfriend was so painful.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * * <\/p>\n<p><b>Parents<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\nMy mother is an inferior decorator.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>My father is a highly rank<br \/>\ngovernment official.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>I always ate lunch at school.<br \/>\nBut every day my mother made me suffer.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>My bed has three blankets<br \/>\nand a large guilt my parents gave me.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>My father met us at the airport<br \/>\nand gave me a big hog.<br \/>\nThen he hogged my wife.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * <\/p>\n<p><b>Renting<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\nMy landlord gave me a one year contraction.<br \/>\nIt will be over soon.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>Me and my brother share<br \/>\na small womb in the basement.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>We live on the sex floor.<br \/>\nOur apartment is small but we have a nice view.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>We have a big problem at my house.<br \/>\nWhat is it?<br \/>\nOur toilet is out of odor. I&#8217;m a little upset.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * * <\/p>\n<p><b>Weddings<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\nI have something exciting to tell you.<br \/>\nMy girlfriend and I got enraged last night!<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>The groom was wearing<br \/>\nA very nice croissant.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>He lifted the veal off her face<br \/>\nand gave her a big kiss.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * * <\/p>\n<p><b>School<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\nUnfortunately, the school board was forced to<br \/>\ncut fifteen percent off all teachers.<\/p>\n<p>\n* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>I have really good news.<br \/>\nI passed both my testes last week.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>Such behavior will result in<br \/>\nimmediately being exploded from the university.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * * <\/p>\n<p><b>Food<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\nDo you like this food?<br \/>\nI made it from scratching!<\/p>\n<p>\n* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>\nI never liked mushrooms,<br \/>\nbut now they are starting to grow in me.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>Every morning I have some toast<br \/>\nand a big glass of flute juice.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>Are you hungry? I have dirty toes.<br \/>\nYou have what?<br \/>\nDirty toes. In my back pack.<br \/>\nUm, can you spell that?<br \/>\nMaybe D-O-R-I-T-O-S. Do you<br \/>\nWant to try one?<br \/>\nNo thanks. I&#8217;m not so hungry<br \/>\nright now.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * * <\/p>\n<p><b>Tutoring<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\nI am so eager to mate you!<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<br \/>\nPlease execute me for being late.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>Am I making P correctly?<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry, but I couldn&#8217;t write my essay.<br \/>\nMy roommate had a toothache this morning.<br \/>\nSo you couldn&#8217;t write your essay?<br \/>\nYes! She was swelling and decaying badly!<\/p>\n<p>* * * * * <\/p>\n<p><b>Sports<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\nWe won two gold medals,<br \/>\none silver, and four blonds!<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>When we won, I was so exciting<br \/>\nI had goose pimps all over my body.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>Did I tell you I climbed half way up<br \/>\none of the tallest pigs in the world?<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>It was so exciting to watch!<br \/>\nThe cheerleaders threw up high into the air.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * * <\/p>\n<p><b>Weather, etc.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\nThis morning, I was walking outside,<br \/>\nwhen suddenly a big shower fell on me!<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>Rain makes old cars lust. So be careful<br \/>\nabout that. Once a car starts lusting,<br \/>\nthere&#8217;s no way to stop it.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>The entire country has been<br \/>\ndevastated by a long trout.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>When a volcan explodes, millions<br \/>\nof tons of larva can bury a city.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review of : http:\/\/www.innocentenglish.com\/ laugh till cry!!!!!! &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Health A cold is caused by micro-orgasms in your nose. * * * * * Last night, when I ate dinner, I started joking. 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