{"id":1581822,"date":"2005-07-11T18:53:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-11T18:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2005\/07\/11\/Archie-McPhee-Toys-Gifts-Novelties\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T00:05:51","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T00:05:51","slug":"Archie-McPhee-Toys-Gifts-Novelties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=1581822","title":{"rendered":"Archie McPhee& Toys, Gifts &Novelties"},"content":{"rendered":"
Stumbleupon Review<\/a> of :
\n\thttp:\/\/www.mcphee.com\/amusements\/current\/11377.html<\/a><\/a>\n<\/div>\n

It’s funny ’cause it’s true!!<\/p>\n

There really are people out there who have been so wounded by life, so
\nbetrayed, so abandoned, so very very hurt, that they can no longer have
\nany faith in themselves or trust in humanity. And instead retreat
\nscared and alone into darkened rooms behind closed curtains and locked
\ndoors. There trying to find solace for the desperate heartaching desire
\nto belong and neverending loneliness in the companionship of animals.
\nAdding ever more and more like a drug addiction in a neverending
\nattempt to use them to cure a craving they Never. Ever. Can.<\/p>\n

There really are crazy animal people who will never again know the
\nsimple honest joys that can only be found in the company of others, who
\nwill in all probability never know any real joy. Ever again. <\/p>\n

Who instead are fated to live a humdrum unchanging daily routine of
\never diminishing return. Taunted by children, shunned, isolated, and
\npitied by adults. Till death or insanity do them part.<\/p>\n

It’s good that this doll exists, as it’s only through commercial
\nexploitation and mockery of the social archetype that is the pigeon
\nhole for so many lost souls that we can become comfortable with such
\nabnormailty and educate our children about it. They could in fact be
\nbought one of these dolls along with a set of these<\/a><\/p>\n

and be encouraged to try a variety of different pychiatric techniques
\nto try and cure Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure of her intense and life
\ndisabling social anxiety disorder.<\/p>\n

Another idea they don’t seem to have thought of yet would a doll of
\nlittle girl from a war zone. She should have a little brother, and the
\nlittle brother should have a raggy bear with one eye missing, because
\nthat always seems to be the case. And the girl doll should have a
\nstring on the back. But when you pull it she says nothing. Nada. <\/p>\n

Because she has become mute from the unspeakable horror she has witnessed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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