{"id":1314919,"date":"2005-05-25T18:07:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-25T18:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2005\/05\/25\/A-man-walks-into-a-barre-chord\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:36:53","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:36:53","slug":"A-man-walks-into-a-barre-chord","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=1314919","title":{"rendered":"A man walks into a barre chord"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/bunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/1314919\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">A man walks into a barre chord.<br \/>\nTwang!<\/p>\n<p>A man walks into a drum kit.<br \/>\nBdump tish!<\/p>\n<p>A man walks into a flute.<br \/>\nHe was very tiny.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review A man walks into a barre chord. Twang! A man walks into a drum kit. Bdump tish! A man walks into a flute. He was very tiny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[10991],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1314919"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1314919"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1314919\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1314919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1314919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1314919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}