McSweeneys Internet Tendency: JOKES I MAY HAVE MISREMEMBERED

Ξ August 12th, 2007 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Humour |

    A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.

    The bartender asks how he'd like to pay.

    "You know that I'm running a tab.

    Sometimes it feels so long, written on the inner edges of my spirit, an itemized list of each moral failing, each successive regression."

    The bartender snickers, "You mean your bill?"

    The duck refrains from weeping.


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