Where am I going, and what am

Ξ February 28th, 2006 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Humour |

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  • Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
  • Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?
  • Where's the CNTRL-ALT-MAKE SENSE button?
  • Which came first, the future or the past?
  • While you were reading my buttons, my friend was picking your pocket
  • Who died and made you Blake?
  • Who hired all these tacky people?
  • Who needs fantasy when you can have physics?
  • Who needs rational when your toes curl up?
  • Who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
  • Who the hell let the morning people run things?
  • Whoever controls the purple, controls the world
  • Whoever dies with the most skills wins
  • Whoever said that money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop
  • Whoever wins the election will be the evil of two lessers
  • Why are Earth people so parochial?
  • Why are elves chaotic?  Brownian motion
  • Why are the most useless computer programs the most fun to write?
  • Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?
  • Why can't the Buddha vacuum under his sofa?  He has no attachments
  • Why can't you be unique and original like everybody else?

 

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