What sexually transmitted

Ξ February 28th, 2006 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Humour |

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  • What sexually transmitted disease can you get from a hand puppet? The clap  
  • No one knows the exact age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better   
  • I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone.   
  • Cats let you think you own them, but your cat is actually rented from the vet
  • Every time I take off my shoes in airport security, I give thanks that Richard Reid wasn't known as the underwear bomber
  • They can have my World Almanac when they pry it from my cold dead fingers, or when the new edition comes out, whichever is first   
  • Remember when liberals opposed totalitarians and supported free speech on campuses?  
  • CARPE MIRUM:   Seize the wonder
  • Still not God....   
  • Cthulhu in 2004 -- The stars are right!   
  • The only way I could love the First Amendment more would be if it included sex and drugs
  • Ooooh, SHINY!
  • Because good is boring  
  • ANYBODY BUT BUSH but it's a good thing David Duke isn't running  
  • If modern people go medieval, do rennies go Neanderthal?  
  • I'm not worried about the deficit. It's big enough to take care of itself.   
  • Librarians for Cthulhu--tentacle support   
  • Remember when conservatives supported privacy and fiscal responsibility?  
  • Some people don't know how to drive. I call them everybody but me.  
  • I don't want self-documenting code. I want self-coding documentation.   
  • Fourth above and sixth below....In memoriam  
  • Dating soon. Accepting applications.
  • If all you have is silver bullets, everything looks like a werewolf  
  • Lucifer was pushed!  


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