We are confronted with

Ξ February 28th, 2006 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Humour |

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  • We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities
  • We are everywhere
  • We are experiencing synaptical difficulties--please stand by
  • We are the Franklin Mint of Borg. You will be assimilated....in five easy monthly payments.
  • We are looking for the nuclear wessels
  • We are Microsoft.  OS/2 is irrelevant.  UNIX is irrelevant.  Openness is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.
  • We are Pentium of Borg.  You will be approximated.
  • We aren't disorganized--we have an organization which is beyond comprehension
  • We both have the same problem--you
  • We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
  • We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you
  • We could really bust some heads--in a spiritual sense, of course
  • We gladly feast on those who would subdue us--not just pretty words
  • We hackers live for danger.  It's part of the code.
  • We have met the enemy and they are us and you are me and we are all together --Walt Kelly, Lennon, and the Beatles
  • We have only two things to worry about--either that things will never get back to normal, or that they already have
  • We live for the one--we die for the one--Hold it!  They didn't mention *that* in the recruiting flyer on Minbar
  • We must be devious, cunning, inventive...too bad we're us
  • We stand between the Darkness and the Light--and always wear a petticoat
  • We tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing...and a wonderful method it is for creating the illusion of progress, while producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralization
  • We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients, but we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me

 

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