We're going to keep on

Ξ February 28th, 2006 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Humour |

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  • We're going to keep on repeating history until we get a passing grade
  • We're here to help you appreciate normal people
  • We're so busy catching minnows, we forget we're standing on a whale
  • We're sorry, the button you have reached is not in service.  Please check the button and dial again, or ask the operator for assistance.
  • We're Starfleet officers.  Weird is part of the job.
  • We're tired of third-rate incompetents in public office.  We want first-rate incompetents.
  • Were you standing at the shallow end of the gene pool?
  • We've got to stop hurting each other--you first
  • Whales are mammals.  Mammals have hair.  SHAVE THE WHALES!
  • What a long strange trip it's been
  • What am I doing out of bed?
  • What are we going to do tonight, Brain?  The same thing we do everynight, Pinky: reinstall Windows 95
  • What are you doing wrong with our bug-free product?
  • What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
  • What color is a chameleon on a mirror? The same color as the chameleon on the other side of the mirror
  • What could possibly go wrong?
  • What did *I* ever do to Murphy?
  • What do macrobiotic cats eat?  Brown mice
  • What do the lemmings know that we don't?

 

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