Usenet is not a right. &

Ξ February 28th, 2006 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Humour |

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  • Usenet is not a right.  It's a right, a left, and an uppercut to the jaw.
  • Usenet is not a right.  Usenet is a right, a left, a jab, and sharp uppercut to the jaw.  The postman hits!  You have new mail.
  • Usenet is a way of being annoyed by people you otherwise never would have met
  • Usenet is like a philosophical particle accelerator which creates opinions of such energy and instability that they could not exist in nature
  • Usenet: It's not an obsession, it's just something I have to do ALL the time
  • Usenet: Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally
  • User Error: Replace user and press any key to continue.
  • User Hostile
  • User Surly
  • Users: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight
  • The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output
  • Vampire victim--be nice to me today [picture of smiley with teeth]
  • Vanilla and Proud
  • Vanilla's a spice, too
  • Variables don't, constants aren't
  • A VAX is virtually a computer, but not quite
  • VCR's exist to do our tv watching for us
  • Vegetables are what food eats
  • Vegetarians eat vegetables--I am a humanitarian
  • The Velcronomicon The Book of Binding Spells

 

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