THEY'RE LYING

Ξ February 28th, 2006 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Humour |

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  • THEY'RE LYING
  • You are what you eat, so stay away from the jerk chicken
  • You can't make an Omelas without breaking eggs  
  • Been there, done that, reformatted the hard drive
  • The Clarke-Sturgeon Law: 90% of any sufficiently advanced technology is  indistinguishable from crud  
  • Everything is more complicated than it looks. Biology is more like everything than anything else is.
  • I'd rather be coding  
  • I'm awfully busy. Do you mind if I ignore you later?  
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Control freak. Say, 'Control freak who?' "  
  • Music is enough for life, but one life is never enough for music
  • My name is "No! No! Bad Kitty!". What's yours?
  • My hair is this color because I ate paint chips as a child
  • Political skill in the absence of statesmanship is the first act of a tragedy
  • Proud Member of the Reality Based Community--seeking answers through judicious study of discernable reality  
  • Tact is for people who aren't witty enough for sarcasm  
  • There are only two ways to go. One is neither right nor wrong and the other one isn't.
  • What's Klingon for "Who would bother to learn a made-up language like Elvish?"

 

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