Renaissance is feudal. Prepare

Ξ February 28th, 2006 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Humour |

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  • Renaissance is feudal. Prepare to be anachronated.
  • When I was your age, Michael Jackson was black
  • Humanists do it with people
  • I went to Iraq, and all I got was this lousy gas price
  • Sneak, sneak, trip over feet, wash face, sneak, sneak  
  • Torture IS terror
  • Every engineer's goal is to retire without being blamed for a major catastrophe  
  • Birthdays are very important, so we need a Birthday Amendment. Gays should get less cake.  
  • Cats are taoists. They know the way and are always in it.  
  • Good housekeeping is an exact science. I'm into art.  
  • I'm a child, not an idiot!   
  • In database design, the only numbers are zero, one, and many. Sometimes one is a special case of many.  
  • It's all about the pain. The tattoos and piercing jewelry are just souvenirs.  
  • Rikki-tikki-tavi Club---run and find out  
  • Shared pain is lessened. Shared joy is increased. You break even on puns.  
  • Society for the Protection of Punctuation--an apostrophe does not mean BEWARE OF ONCOMING 'S'
  • We've tamed the lightning and taught sand to give error messages
  • I'm bisexual--kiss me twice!  
  • /(bb|[^b]{2})/  
  • The email of the species is deadlier than the mail  
  • Don't give the GM any ideas


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