Never get involved in a land

Ξ February 28th, 2006 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Humour |

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  • Never get involved in a land war in Asia
  • Aikido--the Asian art of people-folding
  • The heck with the Joneses--I'm trying to keep up with the Jetsons
  • If you friend me, do I not read?   
  • It really does say Adam and Steve. That's what you get for depending on translations.
  • Minesweeper Consultant, Solitaire Expert  (capital letters heavily emphasized)
  • My idea of heaven is a library with dim sum service  
  • Your hair is gray. MINE is silver.
  • Books. Cats. Life is good.
  • Have I talked to you about my parrot in the past five minutes?
  • Owned by a parrot
  • Happiness is biting your parrot back
  • If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will?
  • Gay marriage--haven't they suffered enough?
  • Gay marriage--haven't we suffered enough?
  • I'm the most expensive thing you'll ever think you got for free
  • 10 HEADDESK, 20 GOTO 10, 30 END
  • First Rule of Night Ops: There is no Night Ops. Second Rule of Night Ops: What happens in Night Ops, stays in Night Ops.
  • I'm not pompous; I'm pedantic. There's a difference. Let me explain it to you.
  • Change is inevitable. Exact change is appreciated.
  • Belly-dancing--the most fun you can have with (half) your clothes on!


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