It's ok to laugh during

Ξ February 28th, 2006 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Humour |

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  • It's ok to laugh during sex--just don't point
  • It's possible to use karate against a swarm of plankton--but it won't help
  • It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry [with picture of penguin]
  • It's really the cat's house--we just pay the mortgage
  • It's simple--you're seen what food processors do to food, right?
  • It's time for reality to start adjusting to me
  • It's tough being an alarm clock--you work weird hours and people hate you
  • It's you and me against the world. When do we attack?
  • Ivanova is God
  • I've been awake so long the bags under my eyes are too big for carry on
  • I've been learning from your mistakes--I don't make enough of my own
  • I've been seduced by the chocolate side of the Force.
  • I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life--I'm pleased to say I've won
  • I've enjoyed just about as much of this as I can stand
  • I've found the missing link between animals and humans.  It's us.
  • I've given up trying to change the world.  I'm going to toilet train it so that I never have to change it again.


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