If C++ is your hammer,

Ξ February 28th, 2006 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Humour |

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  • If C++ is your hammer, everything gets to look like a thumb
  • If cars had followed the same developmental path as computers, a Rolls Royce would cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside
  • If cats had longer attention spans, they'd be running the world
  • If entropy is increasing, where is it coming from?
  • If God dwells within us, I hope He likes enchiladas because that's what He's getting
  • If God had meant us to be naked, we would have been born that way
  • If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates
  • If God hadn't wanted me to be paranoid, He wouldn't have given me such a vivid imagination
  • If God took acid, would He see people?
  • If guns are outlawed, can we use phasers?
  • If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
  • If guns are outlawed, how will conservatives win any arguments?
  • If guns are outlawed, how will we shoot the liberals?
  • If I can start it, I can fly it, drive it, or program it
  • If I have offended you in any way...MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
  • If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
  • If I thought life was cheap, I wouldn't charge so much to take one
  • If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat
  • If I want your opinion, I'll read it in your entrails
  • If I want your stupid opinion, I'll beat it out of you
  • If I were any more convenient, I'd be a nuisance


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