I just held my hand up to this

Ξ February 28th, 2006 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Humour |

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  • I just held my hand up to this buzz saw and lost one of my fingers!  What do you make of that?...Damn--there goes another!
  • I just know I was meant to be born rich--somebody up there must have fouled up the paperwork
  • I just MIGHT say yes
  • I keep hitting the escape key, but I'm still here
  • I killed and ate my inner child--tastes like chicken
  • I killed Kenny!
  • I knew I had some reason for not killing you...Now what was it?
  • I know drinking kills brain cells--but only the weak ones
  • I know I'm a sick person--the question is whether it's charming or offensive
  • I know it all.  I just can't remember it simultaneously.
  • I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words
  • I know that every time one door closes, another door opens, but why do these hallways have to be so dark?
  • I know UNIX, ADA, FORTH, APL, PASCAL, C, FORTRAN, COBOL, SMALLTALK, LISP, and nineteen other high-tech words
  • I know where my towel is
  • I like life--it's something to do
  • I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
  • I like the idea of an ancient race--it makes a world feel so...lived in
  • I loathe anyone who keeps dogs.  They're cowards who don't have the courage to bite people themselves.
  • I love deadlines.  I enjoy the whooshing sound they make as they go by
  • I love it when a plan comes together
  • I love it when a pun comes together
  • I love lefties

 

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