I'm not a mercenary–

Ξ February 28th, 2006 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Humour |

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  • I'm not a mercenary--killing's more of a hobby with me
  • I'm not a tease--teases make promises they don't keep. I'm a flirt--I make no promises at all!
  • I'm not a utopian--I'd settle for a world where the nice guys finish second last
  • I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals--I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants
  • I'm not a white male--I'm differently oppressed, ok?
  • I'm not bad...I'm just drawn that way
  • I'm not born again--my mother got it right the first time! [picture of goddess]
  • I'm not breaking the rules--I'm just testing their elasticity
  • I'm not cynical--I'm right
  • I'm not doing this JUST to be weird
  • I'm not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'M NOT GOING
  • I'm not God, I'm your GM.   Consider me your Angel of Murphy.
  • I'm not ignoring you--I'm MULTI-TASKING


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