Hostes aliengeni me abduxerent

Ξ February 28th, 2006 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Humour |

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  • Hostes aliengeni me abduxerent.  Qui annus est? (Aliens abducted me.  What year is it?)
  • Housewives against entropy
  • Housework can kill you if you do it right
  • How can I build a death ray if they won't let me have any busbars?
  • How can I miss you when you won't go away?
  • How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
  • How come you never see a politician laugh? Because they know what they're getting away with, and if they started laughing, they'd never stop
  • How do you catch a unique rabbit?  Unique up on it!  How do you catch a tame rabbit?  The tame way!  Unique up on it!
  • How do you tell an extrovert computer scientist? He looks at YOUR shoes when he talks to you
  • How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?  One third less than it takes to change a regular bulb.
  • How many fat acceptance advocates does it take to change a lightbulb?  Why change it? It's so round and luscious just the way it is!

 

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