Does Emacs have the Buddha

Ξ February 28th, 2006 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Humour |

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  • Does Emacs have the Buddha nature?  Why not?  It has bloody well everything else
  • Does it have enhanced IR vision, a particle beam weapon with target acquisition, highly amplified arm/leg systems, self-contained atmosphere, and a small nuclear plant?  No?  Not much of a "power suit", is it?
  • Does the noise in my head bother you?
  • Does this program halt? <In a paradoxical flowchart>
  • Dogs are wonderful creatures which convert leftovers and table scraps into hair, which they then politely distribute over your carpet and furniture
  • Dogs come when called.  Cats take a message and get back to you.
  • Dogs think they're human.  Cats wouldn't stoop that low.
  • Doing strange things in the name of art
  • A dollar's a bad boss, and dying's a bad fear
  • Don't ask me--I have intermittent memory loss


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