Buying a book is buying the

Ξ February 28th, 2006 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Humour |

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  • Buying a book is buying the illusion you will have time to read it
  • Support the separation of church and hate
  • Circumflatulation: just farting around
  • Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice
  • [bits of ice striking hull] "Captain, we're being hailed"
  • Can't stop the signal
  • I found my hobbies had become unmanageable
  • I tried serial monogamy, but it was too soggy with milk
  • If AIs can act, will they form Turing companies?
  • If you return those books, we won't tell the FBI you borrowed them
  • It's not what they call you, it's what you answer to
  • Let's be bad guys
  • Relativity, Causality, FTL--pick two
  • What would the Flying Spaghetti Monster do?
  • When the Devil goes bald, there will be hell toupee
  • For best results, avoid doing stupid things
  • GOVERNMENT.SYS corrupt. Reboot Washington, DC? (y/n)
  • It's you and me against the world. We attack AFTER coffee.
  • The secret message in pi is in Hebrew--we'll have to start decoding from the end
  • How many copyeditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you mean "change a lightbulb" or "have sex in a lightbulb"? Please clarify.


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