Beyond "For Dummies&quot

Ξ February 28th, 2006 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Humour |

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  • Beyond "For Dummies": C++ for the Non-plussed, Visual Basic for the Blind, Perl for Swine
  • Congress shall make no law respecting the establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peacably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
  • I'm just wearing black until I find something darker
  • International Observers in '04
  • Seen on a rubber chicken: puns don't kill people, pullets do
  • The Web is the world's greatest library, but all the books are on the floor, and some of them are burning
  • You know you've been root too long when it's easier to change a password than to remember it
  • And on the eighth day, God said, "Ok, Murphy, you take over"
  • Dances with scissors, plays well with wolves
  • Do not meddle in the affairs of geeks, for your passwords are.....available
  • Now that I've changed the password on the database, I think it's a good time to discuss my raise
  • The truth is out there. It's just not indexed very well.
  • What I want is more money and power and less shit from you people
  • Sharp sword, short temper. Any questions?
  • Sometimes you win, and sometimes you learn
  • All your base are belong to us
  • Americans love tragedy as long as it has a happy ending
  • The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws
  • He'll always be ex-Governor Bush to me
  • Coed Naked Quidditch


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