At least Congress doesn't

Ξ February 28th, 2006 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Humour |

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  • At least Congress doesn't make death worse every year
  • At least Wesley didn't write and direct his own movie
  • Authenticity Police--death to Spandex!
  • Authors rarely welcome even the most constructive advice
  • The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think
  • Avoid cliches like the plague--they're a dime a dozen
  • Avoid computer viruses--practice safe hex
  • THE instrument of destruction
  • The Babylon 5 Mantra: Ivanova is always right.  Ivanova is God.  I will listen to Ivanova or Ivanova will rip my lungs out.  Any questions?  Good!
  • Back in my day, we didn't have any of these fancy disclaimers.  We blamed our employers for our opinions, and they got sued for silly little provocations, and they would fire us, and we would be sleeping out in the cold and hungry, and we LIKED it that way
  • Back off, man--I'm a scientist
  • BACK RUBS--Given with pleasure, received with ecstasy


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