Doin’ it : G – L

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Doin' it : G - L


1. Galois did it the night before.

Galois theorists

1. Galois theorists do it in a field.

Game theorists

1. Game theorists do it by dominance or saddle points.
2. Game theorists score most often.

General relativists

1. General relativists do it with curvature.
2. General relativists do it with tensors.
3. General relativists do it in Minkowski space.
4. General relativists do it with rubber sheets and canteloupes.


1. Geometers do it with involutions.

Graph theorists

1. Graph theorists do it discretely.
2. Graph theorists do it in four colours.

Group theorists

1. Group theorists do it simply.
2. Group theorists do it with the Monster.

Hilbert spacers

1. Hilbert spacers do it orthogonally.

Large cardinals

1. Large cardinals do it inaccessibly.

Linear programmers

1. Linear programmers do it with nearest neighbors.


1. Logicians do it by choice.
2. Logicians do it consistently and completely.
3. Logicians do it incompletely or inconsistently.
4. Logicians do it with Jensen's device.
5. (Logicians do it) or [not (logicians do it)].
6. Logicians do it with Knights and Knaves.
7. Logicians do it necessarily and sufficiently.


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