Underclocker Obscura :: Photo(s) a (most) day(s) :: 14
Ξ July 20th, 2005 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Arts, Photography |
kiss of stone
Underclocker Obscura :: Photo(s) a (most) day(s) :: 13
Ξ July 20th, 2005 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Arts, Photography |
pic of 19th july '05 - Tears of Stone
Underclocker Obscura :: Photo(s) a (most) day(s) :: 12
Ξ July 19th, 2005 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Arts, Photography |
Pic O' The As Often As Not - 18th July 2005
yeah yeah, I'm tapped out already, really having to faucet now.
(Oh how we laughed, didn't we! yes, yes precious, we didses!)
Room of Hamster
Ξ July 18th, 2005 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Humour |
Here is a page of "Hamster"
Internet picture books, Surely, your eyeball will fly out.(^_^;;)
innocentenglish.com
Ξ July 18th, 2005 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Humour |
laugh till cry!!!!!!
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Health
A cold is caused by
micro-orgasms in your nose.
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Last night, when I ate dinner,
I started joking.
My friend hit my back very hard
until I stopped.
I was so lucky he was there!
* * * * *
I had a little ass dent this morning
but I'm okay now.
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It is dangerous to smoke while
you are becoming pregnant.
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I want my face to have
the buttocks treatment.
The what?
The buttocks treatment. It makes your
wrinkles go away. It's very famous
in Hollywood.
Oh. It's pronounced "bo tox".
That's it. The buttocks treatment.
Maybe you need it too a little.
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Romance:
The Beginning
I fell in love with her the first time I sawed her.
* * * * *
He had such a worm heart.
* * * * *
My boyfriend is really a eunuch person.
* * * * *
I don't know if he will propose,
but I am expecting.
* * * * *
Romance:
The End
I can usually know when he is lying
Because he starts to breed a little faster.
* * * * *
I think she wants to spit up with me.
* * * * *
We were lovers,
but now she is my biggest enema!
* * * * *
We have hated each other for so long.
I want to borrow the hatchet.
* * * * *
My relationship with my
ax girlfriend was so painful.
* * * * *
Parents
My mother is an inferior decorator.
* * * * *
My father is a highly rank
government official.
* * * * *
I always ate lunch at school.
But every day my mother made me suffer.
* * * * *
My bed has three blankets
and a large guilt my parents gave me.
* * * * *
My father met us at the airport
and gave me a big hog.
Then he hogged my wife.
* * * *
Renting
My landlord gave me a one year contraction.
It will be over soon.
* * * * *
Me and my brother share
a small womb in the basement.
* * * * *
We live on the sex floor.
Our apartment is small but we have a nice view.
* * * * *
We have a big problem at my house.
What is it?
Our toilet is out of odor. I'm a little upset.
* * * * *
Weddings
I have something exciting to tell you.
My girlfriend and I got enraged last night!
* * * * *
The groom was wearing
A very nice croissant.
* * * * *
He lifted the veal off her face
and gave her a big kiss.
* * * * *
School
Unfortunately, the school board was forced to
cut fifteen percent off all teachers.
* * * * *
I have really good news.
I passed both my testes last week.
* * * * *
Such behavior will result in
immediately being exploded from the university.
* * * * *
Food
Do you like this food?
I made it from scratching!
* * * * *
I never liked mushrooms,
but now they are starting to grow in me.
* * * * *
Every morning I have some toast
and a big glass of flute juice.
* * * * *
Are you hungry? I have dirty toes.
You have what?
Dirty toes. In my back pack.
Um, can you spell that?
Maybe D-O-R-I-T-O-S. Do you
Want to try one?
No thanks. I'm not so hungry
right now.
* * * * *
Tutoring
I am so eager to mate you!
* * * * *
Please execute me for being late.
* * * * *
Am I making P correctly?
* * * * *
I'm sorry, but I couldn't write my essay.
My roommate had a toothache this morning.
So you couldn't write your essay?
Yes! She was swelling and decaying badly!
* * * * *
Sports
We won two gold medals,
one silver, and four blonds!
* * * * *
When we won, I was so exciting
I had goose pimps all over my body.
* * * * *
Did I tell you I climbed half way up
one of the tallest pigs in the world?
* * * * *
It was so exciting to watch!
The cheerleaders threw up high into the air.
* * * * *
Weather, etc.
This morning, I was walking outside,
when suddenly a big shower fell on me!
* * * * *
Rain makes old cars lust. So be careful
about that. Once a car starts lusting,
there's no way to stop it.
* * * * *
The entire country has been
devastated by a long trout.
* * * * *
When a volcan explodes, millions
of tons of larva can bury a city.
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Find Toys,Gifts,Dolls,B/O Toys,Christmas,Huge Robot Dolls,Wooden Toys and M
Ξ July 18th, 2005 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Misc |
Information of Products:
*Walking.
*Swinging head.
*Roaring.
Description
I'm a polar bear, I have a white hair. my appearance is so lovely that all my friends call me lovely baby. If you hit me I will cry loudly.
best of craigslist : messages romance romance romance!!!
Ξ July 18th, 2005 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Humour |
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messages romance romance romance!!!
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Date: Sun Mar 06 20:48:42 2005
Hello hello hello. I am young and noninhibited. I look sort of like the devil. Blonde and luxurious, with thighs look like toothpick. My interests include motorcycle.
Are you the right man for me? Do you enjoy dressing up in police costume? Are you close to my age and live nearby? Do you LOVE to get messages on your back and shoulder after a hard day at work? Please write back to me. My ideal date is somewhere long ago. Castles! and princesses!!!! If you want a real princess, send me an email!
If you send me a picture of your penis then I will erase right now and vomit. No please!!!!!
Also, if you cannt rate yourself at least 85/100 in terms of how you rate yourself, don't answer.
I am looking for education and jokes. TALL not fat. Not skinny ears.
Please do not disappoint. I want to fall in love by this beatiful ocean. Please love dog cat racoon iguana hamster & gerbil because I have several.
This is Ulysses S Grant. Please love greal heros of this great country, and of my country too! Noodles!!"
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Noodles!!
GNOOMY& – Magic Of Stone Power
Ξ July 18th, 2005 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Politics and Society |
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GNOOMY 2 is the big fellow for big tasks.
It spreads happiness and a good mood where ever it is placed - especially on computer screens and TV-sets.
GNOOMY 2 with this special rose quartz is the verified protection
against electro-smog and harmful radiation of all different
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